snorlaxatives:

i’m so popular at parties i make the best mixed drinks

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iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so goddamn cool

reblog if girls are cute and you are afraid

I can’t sleep because I’m so nervous and excited about going to CLAIFORNIAVS!! CALIFORNIA!!!

eaglebones-falconhawk replied to your post: “I want to go to a women’s college. how many lesbians are in women’s…”:

one time i was lookin up colleges & one of them was a womens college and one of the reviews was like “there are girls who are into other girls here’ LIKE THEY WERE SUPRISED ABOUT LESBIANS

oh my god. Lesbians: they’re out there

dongdayafternoon:

im gonna crack open a cold one *opens fridge grabs egg and cracks it on the counter*

I LOVE TF2!!! 





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