it is 3:30am and I’m only up because Jamie and I played asscreed 1 again and we can’t just leave the game unfinished

I forg ot I put the engie figure right on the nightstand and I turned and he was just. watching

tastefullyoffensive:

[maximoni]

we put Oreos in brownie mix and we’re going to die

hello it is I, Texas guy, and my comically large wrench

hello it is I, Texas guy, and my comically large wrench

I bought a bunch of tea today at the festival I went to and I’m in heaven… I love tea…

american-fuckin-horror-story:

i got out of bed at 11:30 to make this

well, I fixed his weird mustache





professional space cadet

(they/them)